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1. Yo mama is so fat, when she did a cannonball in a pool, they declared a flood emergency.

2. Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to a store with her husband, the store owner denied them and then told her husband “No Pets Allowed”.

3. Yo Mama so fat when she did a cannonball they found water on Mars

4. Yo Mama so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke

5. Yo mama so ugly, she can make a maglev train take a dirt road

6. I love my dentist.

Every year I give him a little plaque.

7. Yo mama so ugly, when she goes outside the sun hides from her, and even the crickets run away!

8. Yo mama so ugly, when she took a selfie her phone exploded

9. Yo Mama so poor, she uses 1-use products MORE THAN ONCE

10. Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to get financial advice from PENNYWISE

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